*Individually Moulded so please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery*


Designed by men with greedy arses, for men with greedy arses. Beginner or professional, if all you want is that stretch, lube up and ease your way on to the best ride you've ever had.



Whether you're doing DIY or you're getting someone in... Crackstuffers has the right fit for you. All Crackstuffers' dildos are soft and warm, have no edges and no eye-watering ridges. And they're blue!



You have just reached dildo heaven. Crackstuffers allow you to stretch at your own pace, in incremental sizes, whilst having some fun. Crackstuffers' dildos are designed to open you up slowly, smoothly and then open higher up as well.



From humble small ones to "Bugger off - You must be kidding!" types, these very realistic toys will have you gagging for more in no time. There is now no excuse for not giving you or your buddy's hole a workout. They come highly recommended and tested!



Johan Realistic Dildo:


Height 29cm (11.5")


Circumference 19cm (7.5")